One of my neighbors asked me what I was growing in the greenhouse, AKA the LUV-SHAQ. I told him, a pumpkin and 4 tomatos.
him: "That's it? One pumpkin?"
Me: "Do you know how freakin big this one GIANT pumpkin is going to get?"
him: "well, I guess 4 tomato plants must take up some room too."
Me: "Dude, the only reason I planted the tomatoes was so SHAQ would have something to eat before he reaches the wheat field."
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