This blog will follow the growth of a giant pumpkin fittingly named "The Big Shaq". When Shaq emerged on the scene he was big and nasty, lifting piles of dirt as he bent backwards to stand up straight. He looked like the HULK right after ripping his shirt to shreds......Amazing. Shaq is now outside grabbing up all of the nutrients like Dennis Rodman grabs rebounds. Get ready to watch Shaq "Squash" the competition
Monday, August 23, 2010
Still Gaining
The Dude is amazing. You can see gravity is starting to pull the weight down over the belt buckle. He's going to need suspenders soon. He's the first to the buffet line, and had to cut his time at golden corral down to 2 hours. There wasn't enough for the other patrons. Even with all the attention over his weight gain he seems to be content. He's happy with his image, and turned down a self help opportunity with OPRAH. He said he wasn't interested. Didn't need any help. Enough about "Jim" - the new guy at work. This blog is about THE BIG SHAQ
He's now almost 80" around, somewhere close to 135 lbs. He'll catch Jim in no time.
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